Clifford the Big Dog is Put to Sleep
- Nutritional Benefits of Things from your Nose
- The Hardy Boys, the Bobsey Twins, and the Vice Squad
- The Tickling Babysitter
- A Pictorial History of Circus Geek Suicides
- Charles Manson Bedtime Stories
- Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle
- Babar Becomes a Piano
- Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
- David Duke’s World of Imagination
- Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
- The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
- Legends of Scab Football
- Teddy: the Elf with the Detached Retina
- Tommy Tune: Boy Choreographer
Joe Garagiola Retells Favorite Fairy Tales But Can’t Remember the Endings to All of them
- Ed Beckley’s Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change From Your Mom’s Purse
- Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
- Let’s Draw Betty and Veronica Without Clothes
- The Care Bears : Maul Some Campers
- You Were an Accident
- Strangers Have the Best Candy
- The Little Sissy Who Snitched
- Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
- When Mommy and Daddy Don’t Know the Answer They Say God Did It
- Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
- What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
- Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
- Bi-Curious George
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
- Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver
- You Are Different and That’s Bad
- Dad’s New Wife Timothy
- Pop! Goes The Hamster….And Other Great Microwave Games
- Testing Homemade Parachutes With Your Household Pets
- Why Your Moms “Flashlight” Vibrates
- Detours Using Local High Traffic Rail Tracks